The Kerfuffle, Ep. 4: The Thunder Are Toast & The Warriors Are Champs

Far and few between are the moments when, in this human life of struggle, one can say with the utmost veracity, “My greatest dreams have come true.” Alas, as a Dallas Mavericks fan I — with the start of the 2018-2019 NBA season and the subsequent beginning of the 100-percent sure-to-be Hall-of-Fame career of Luka Doncic — can definitely say all my greatest dreams have come true, at least for this month and as dreams relate to basketball.

Anyway, here’s the salient point: The teen sensation from Slovenia, the No. 77-wearing, lion-tattooed beacon of hope for the Mavs is very good at basketball. (Were it not for the infernal branding that Dallas continues to wear I’d probably own at least three Doncic jerseys.)

Look, he’s not perfect, but he’s been pretty darn good. 

I. Appreciated Fashion Statement Of The Week: Damian Lillard



I can’t say I’m a big fan of Halloween, but I can say I’m a big fan of the confidence with which Damian Lillard sports this costume. 

II. Extremely Subjective Power Rankings Top 10: Montana Is Involved

1. Golden State Warriors


[chasm the size of Montana]


2. Toronto Raptors


[chasm the size of Delaware]


3. New Orleans Pelicans

4. Milwaukee Bucks

5. Boston Celtics

6. Los Angeles Lakers

7. Denver Nuggets

8. Portland Trail Blazers

9. Houston Rockets

10. Philadelphia 76ers

Steph Curry looks like the least anxious human being alive, and all opponents can really do — as wonderfully demonstrated by Kelly Oubre — is balk in disbelief. The 30-year-old dropped 51 points in three quarters this week and the performance took less of an effort than me making my coffee in the morning. 



Look, DeMarcus Cousins isn’t even back. I know there are all sorts of amazing things happening in the NBA right now — Giannis is MVP, a pretty fabulous rookie class, LeBron in LA, WTF Timberwolves, LOL Thunder (more on this in a second) — but let’s not skirt the truth: The Warriors are going to win the NBA title.

Heck, if Steph Curry went down with an injury, the Warriors would still win the title. I’d even say that if both Steph and Klay Thompson went down with injuries, the Warriors still could be the favorite for the NBA title

This world will only change when Kevin Durant, out of sheer boredom, bolts for New York or something like that.

III. Stats Are Important But Not Everything: Or So OKC Hopes

The Thunder are 0-4. They managed, somehow, to retain Paul George, and they for sure lost the James Harden trade — may this be etched in the annals of hoops history forever — and as soon as Durant left that fateful July 4 of a few years ago it seemed like the franchise would be treading water with Russell Westbrook fervor for a long, long time. PG13 certainly didn’t join a sinking ship, but he didn’t necessarily really join a speedboat, either.

Is 0-4 bad? Yes! It’s bad. But as our very own Fri Lavey points out in his recent work on early-season records, it doesn’t tell us all that much.

To read Fri's article, click here.

IV: Get Off My Parquet, As Told By Adam Oestreich

By Adam Ostreich, duh.

Having fun is underrated. What’s better than having fun? Nothing. And who will have more fun than Trae Young this year? No one. 

Trae Young plays a fun sport, for a fun team who does fun things, in a fun city, and they wear some of the most fun jerseys in the entire league. Also, his team is bad. Which you would think is not fun, but for someone who has a game like Trae Young, it couldn’t be more fun. 

You get to play with guys like Vince Carter and, uh... Vince Carter. You get to play as much pressure-free basketball you want — the Hawks season over/under for wins is 23.5. You get to throw up as many three balls you want — he’s currently averaging eight per game; expect that to go way up by the end of the year. Plus, next year you will have Zion Williamson will be on your team. And that will be fun, too! 

This is all why — with all due respect to my man Hunter and his guy Luka Doncic — I believe Trae Young will without a doubt win Rookie of the Year. I think you need to have fun to have a good enough season to be Rookie of the Year. And repeat after me, no one will have more fun than Trae Young this year.

So best of luck this year, Trae Young. Stay out of trouble in Atlanta… but have fun.

William & Mary's Nathan Knight Named To Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Watch List

William & Mary senior Nathan Knight was named to the 2020 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Center of the Year Award watch list, given to the nation’s top collegiate center, the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame announced today. A national committee of top college basketball personnel determined the watch list of 20 candidates.

FloSports Announces Multiyear Partnership with ECAC

AUSTIN, Texas — October 15, 2019 — Today, FloSports, the innovator in live digital sports and original content, and the Eastern College Athletic Conference (ECAC) announced a partnership in collaboration with Collegiate Sports Management Group to provide live and on-demand coverage of 120 ECAC Championship Games across the FloSports network and potentially many more. Fans can watch the games annually through 2022.

LaMelo Watch: Illwarra Picks Up First Win In Round 2

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It was a busy week in the NBL and also a busy week for the league’s two high-profile, teenage American superstars.  

Chaotic CAA Media Day Signals Wide Open Season Ahead

CAA Men's Basketball Preview Show

The most chaotic day in the history of CAA men’s basketball might have been Feb. 28, 2015, when the final afternoon and evening of the regular season began with four teams within one game of first place and ended with those four teams tied for first place.

Hofstra Tabbed Favorite In Preseason Poll, Riller Is Player Of The Year

CAA Men's Basketball Preview Show

Hofstra, which earned the 2018-19 CAA regular-season title, is favored to claim the 2019-20 CAA men’s basketball championship, according to a vote of the league’s coaches, media relations directors, and media members.

FloHoops Is The New Home Of The Thanksgiving Hoopfest

Today, FloSports, the innovator in live digital sports and original content, and Hoopfest Basketball Inc. announced a multiyear broadcast partnership to provide live and on-demand content and coverage of the Thanksgiving Hoopfest on FloHoops.com through 2021. 

LaMelo Watch: Ball Enjoys Solid Debut Despite Loss

It was the moment that basketball fans across the globe have been waiting for, as LaMelo Ball made his regular-season debut Sunday for the Illawarra Hawks. While the Hawks lost, it was a solid performance for the 18-year-old Ball, playing in his first regular-season game down under. 

CAA Announces Women's Basketball Schedule On FloHoops

The Colonial Athletic Association recently unveiled the 2019-20 women's basketball schedule, which will be streamed in its entirety live on FloHoops.com — a total of 139 CAA home women's basketball games.

FloSports Rebrands, Launches Android App

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You may have noticed something different about FloHoops this week… 

CAA Announces FloSports Broadcast Schedule

The Colonial Athletic Association announced its 2019-20 men’s basketball schedule for FloSports, which will include over 100 broadcasts on FloHoops.com.